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Funny things kids say 6 Months, 4 Weeks ago  
Alex (who is 5) just told me he is going to have a "peanut butter canola bar". I've tried telling him it's granola, honest, but he denies it, heh.

What funny things do your kids say?
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Re:Funny things kids say 6 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
DS's most recent one was when he expressed his concern that when his foreskin retracts his brains will fall out the end. If only he knew...lol

(this comment stemmed from his cousin who is 5mos older than him and discovered that he could retract and had to show everyone and anyone that glanced in his general direction his cool new trick this past summer)
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Re:Funny things kids say 6 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
LOL! Oh the fun we could have with that, eirual!

At one point Alex was convinced that babies come out through their mommy's heads. I gotta say that sounded more painful than the truth to me!
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Re:Funny things kids say 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
My daughter Morag asked me the other day "if we had no bum cheeks, how would we sit?"

I didn't have a good answer.
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Re:Funny things kids say 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
That's awesome, love it!

Today I had CBC Mainstreet on and at the end my son heard the closing "I'm Stephanie Domet, blah blah" and so he said, "Stephanie Donut? That's a strange name!"
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Re:Funny things kids say 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
My 3 yr old DS sang this song to me on the weekend...

"If you're happy and you know it, smell my bum!"

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
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Re:Funny things kids say 5 Months ago  
A good friend of mine told me what her 3 year old daughter suggested when the family hamster died..."he just needs some new batteries Daddy!"
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